gaptoothsupremacy-deactivated20:

Teenage Dream isn’t a Katy Perry song, she was a vessel for God in that recording studio. Why he chose her I don’t know but it’s not my place to question it

(via positiveattitudehunting)

bitchvirgo:

i get so pissed off when the guy im into talks to other girls even though i talk to like 5000 other guys. why am i like this

httpcottagewitch:

the sexual tension between me & the alternate reality I daydream about

(via caramelmadeleine)

tupacabra:

snailtongue:

(via juuliaroberts)

harryhoney-bee:

Missing her…

(via jawllines)

ndiecity:

qiyra:

ndiecity:

Tumblr oncologist: well the good news is that your cancer is looking remissive and treatable

what about my pisces

sorry we practice medicine here

(via fishmorgue)

stardust948:

dunmertitty:

i’m not traumadumping bro 🙄 i’m telling you my evil backstory

(via cybersupport)